Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...