Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...