Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...