Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...