Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...