Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Debate the stop sign
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What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Prison vs. full-time job
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Because they squeak!
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When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...