I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
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George Carlin funnies!
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Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
I Want Some Milk
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YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...