Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...