Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...