What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...