Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.