Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
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Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
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|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Halloween funnies for kids!
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