Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...