Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...