They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...