What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...