Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Men writing the rules
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The Math Test
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Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Politically Correct Santa
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