Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!