Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...