Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
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Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
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Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
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Code word for sex!
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...