A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...