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Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
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Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
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Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Corporate Christmas
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“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...