National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...