What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...