HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...