Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.