Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!