For some light refreshment!
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Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...