Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...