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During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
How to Know where a Driver is from
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On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Fishing on the lake
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Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
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Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...