A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...