The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...