A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Imagine that
Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam