Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...