New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...