CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...