Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...