Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...