A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...