Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...