Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...