Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...