Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...