12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...