When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...