A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...