Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...