God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.