Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!