Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant